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What should I do with these?

Well, the answer is obvious: print them. College students are often allowed some amount of free printing on beautiful, college-owned color laserwriters. And high school students are often allowed some amount of free printing on much worse, parent-owned personal printers.

Either way—and neither way—you should take advantage of this. And then you should tape them up at local schools and businesses. Prolifically. But in a non-rule-breaking sort of way. ...But still prolifically.

"A Ginormous and Somewhat Disorganized Bunch of Statistics About Drinking"

This rather comical poster is a whopping 51×11 inches! (You'll print it on six 8½ × 11 pages, which you can then tape together.) This green version is mostly college-related statistics, and would be perfect for dorm hallways, dining facilities, outside classrooms... you get the point.

Disorganized Statistics Preview

Preview "A Ginormous and Somewhat Disorganized Bunch of Statistics About Drinking". (Do not print this; download the printable version below.)

Download "A Ginormous and Somewhat Disorganized Bunch of Statistics About Drinking".

"A Ginormous and Somewhat Disorganized Bunch of Statistics About Drinking (high school edition)"

This rather comical poster is a whopping 51×11 inches! (You'll print it on six 8½ × 11 pages, which you can then tape together.) This blue version is mostly high school-related statistics, and would be perfect for school hallways, offices, cafeterias, outside classrooms... you get the point.

Disorganized Statistics (HS) Preview

Preview "A Ginormous and Somewhat Disorganized Bunch of Statistics About Drinking (high school edition)". (Do not print this; download the printable version below.)

Download "A Ginormous and Somewhat Disorganized Bunch of Statistics About Drinking (high school edition)".

Concise GPA Graph

Short & sweet. It's a graph of grade point average (GPA) vs. number of alcoholic drinks per week. I think the data speaks for itself.

Preview the Concise GPA Graph. (Do not print this; download the printable version below.)

Download the Concise GPA Graph.

Stylish Text-only Statistics

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